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Garry Gorilla Plate

Garry Gorilla Plate

Bowtie on. Judgment ready.

Garry doesn’t mess around. He’s a gorilla with posture, presence, and a bowtie so sharp it could file your taxes. He doesn’t roar—he raises an eyebrow.

This is the plate for people who believe dinner should come with a side of quiet intimidation and solid eye contact. Regal? Yes. Approachable? Not really.

Perfect for dinner parties, passive-aggressive meals with in-laws, or anyone who enjoys their food under gentle surveillance.

$20.28
Garry Gorilla Plate
$20.28
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Bowtie on. Judgment ready.

Garry doesn’t mess around. He’s a gorilla with posture, presence, and a bowtie so sharp it could file your taxes. He doesn’t roar—he raises an eyebrow.

This is the plate for people who believe dinner should come with a side of quiet intimidation and solid eye contact. Regal? Yes. Approachable? Not really.

Perfect for dinner parties, passive-aggressive meals with in-laws, or anyone who enjoys their food under gentle surveillance.